As I trudge to the shops police cars sometimes screech to a stop beside me. Apparently I look like an absconder from a care home. If they make the film ‘Escape from Care Home Zero’ you can bet I’ll be in it!
The
couple were enjoying a leisurely sunshine breakfast on their patio.
The
husband was absorbed in his book.
"If
I die first would you marry again?" the wife asked.
"
What a subject to bring up on an enjoyable morning like this. I haven't even
thought about it"
"O.K,
but would you"? " Well yes, if the right person, someone like you,
came along"
"And
would you live in this, our house"?
"Oh,I
suppose so, I like it here. Now please give it a rest"
"
What about our bed, would you sleep in it with her " ?
"Yes”,
says an exasperated husband.
"And
would you let her play with my golf clubs"?
" Of
course not, she's left handed" !
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Oops! - here's the perfect golf gift for him then and most male
golfers who like a laugh -
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